-> "Methamphetamine"
Original Song Title:
"White Lightning"
Parody Song Title:
"Methamphetamine"
The Lyrics
Way out in the woods and up in the hills
People buyin' lots of Sudafed pills
Buyin' muriatic acid and Coleman fuel too
And they mix them up into an awful goo
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(chorus)
Well, the G-men, T-men, drug agents too
Searchin' for the places where they make the goo
They were lookin' tryin' to book 'em
But those dumb folks kept on cookin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(piano instrumental break)
How come this stuff that smells like gasoline
Turns into the thing called methamphetamine
You mix it all wrong and it'll seal your doom
When your house blows up to the sound of boom
Lightning starts a-flashin'
Thunder starts a-crashin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
(guitar instrumental break)
Well, there once was a fellow name of Dan McGrew
Said, "I'm gonna mix me up a batch of this goo!"
Imagine his surprise when he turned around
And his house went boom and it burned to the ground
Mighty unpleasin'
May stop you from sneezin'
Ewwwww! Methamphetamine!
(repeat chorus)
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