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Song Parodies -> "Back To the Paddle Again"

Original Song Title:

"Back In the Saddle Again"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Back To the Paddle Again"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A new kink for an old song.
I'm back to the paddle again
Cause this old man needs the pain
He makes trouble in the streets
He tells big lies and he cheats
Back to the paddle again

Spankin' his tail once more
Gonna beat him till he's sore
He deserves it every night
I'm his mistress, always right
Back to the paddle again

Lick my feet now!
Or you'll get the paddle again
One more for you!
Getting' the paddle again

I'm back with the paddle again
Leaving my mark on your end
You'll obey, you little worm
Or I'll leave a mark that's perm
Back to the paddle again

Thanks, come on back once again
Our next appointment's at ten
Then we'll try my new whip
Oh, and thanks for the tip
Whacked with the paddle again

Gotta get a new couch
And a new paddle again
My gift to you
Back to the paddle again

What a tangled web we weave....

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Bare his broad and oil that child.
Adagio - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I won't even ask, Guy.

Rick, I liked this one. :D
Spoiled Brat - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I think he meant "Spare the rod and spoil the child".
Johnny D - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, as the author of "Tall Scary Heels And Leather", I feel compelled (oh yes, yes, uh, UNH, YES!!) to give a 5-5-5 to this masterpiece of orgasmically delightful spankage.
Meriadoc - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
All the way thru I was wonderin' why the pacing didn't fit Aerosmith... ;-D
Rod Worden - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one of those that sneaks up on you and catches you with your pants down. 555 yee-haws, Rick!

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