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Song Parodies -> "Let's Get the Pole Thing Off"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (From 'Shall We Dan"

Original Performer:

Fred Astair/Ginger Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Let's Get the Pole Thing Off"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

A very tough scan, this is the "To-may-toe, To-mah-toe" song that inspired my parody of "O-bla-di, O-bla-da"
Things have come to a pretty head
In your pants it's getting fat
For you like kissing a lover
While I go for petting cat
Goodness knows where your end will be
Oh, I'm not quite into that
It looks as if we two will never have fun
Let's discuss it, Hon......

You say 'geener and I say 'giner
You say wiener and I'm a whiner
'Geener, 'giner, wiener, whiner
Let's get the pole thing off!
You like the talkin' and I like the takin'
You like the falkin' and I do the fakin'
The talkin', the takin', the falkin', the fakin'
Let's get the pole thing off!

An "O", If we ball the pole thing off
Then I might gush
And so, If I gooey gush
Than I might turn to mush
So if you want some passion and I want some pishin'
You do the splashin' and I'll do the fishin'
Or we might just find another
So we better get the damn thing off off
Let's get the hole thing off

You say "I might" and I say "Aye, mate"
You say "Feel light?" and I say "Feel Late?"
I might, I mate, feel light, feel late
Let's get the pole thing off!
You like the cunning and I like the caning
You like the punning and I like the paining
The cunning, the caning, the punning, the paining
Let's get the hole thing off!

Let's go! If we ball the pole thing off
I'll take a pill
And lo! When I take a pill
Then I'll be ready still!
So if you want some leather and I want the lather
I'll get the leather and you get the lather
Or we might just find another
So we better get the damn thing off, boff
Let's get the pole thing off!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rick D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
It's supposed to be "Shall We Dance" I gotta learn to type.
Johnny D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is completely free of sexual double entendre. And if I was Pinocchio, my nose would have a major woody right about now.
Rick D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I was thinking of you writing this, as in utilizing your writing tricks. The difficult part was making it as a duet, where most of the lines apply to both genders.
John Barry - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent maneuvering around the censorial pylons.
Leo Jay - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
'swonderful.
Johnny D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, I'm glad you included the clause "...as in utilizing your writing tricks..." in your comment....otherwise it would've been TMI. ;-) Oh and yes, I do like this parody very much --- it's funny and witty and VERY cleverly written!
Paul Robinson - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - looks like you got a handle on this pole thing. Grabbed hold of it and whipped this parody around and past the pack and into a jam like little Ralphy Valaderez (Roller Derby - L.A. T-Birds - long time ago) heading into a last second jam. And you know how quick & slippery that pudgy little fellow was. Seemed like he always found a way to squeeze through a tight hole and score big for the 'Birds...Well, looks like you "lapped" the pack with your jammer here 3 times. So let's see, 3 X 5 = 15 big amiright points.
Ashkicksass - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
WOWZA. And I mean that in a good way.
Adagio - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
A really good one, Rick. 5's
alvin rhodes - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
clever wordplay ...tough song to do....5s

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