-> "Let's Get the Pole Thing Off"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (From 'Shall We Dan"
Original Performer:
Fred Astair/Ginger Rogers
Parody Song Title:
"Let's Get the Pole Thing Off"
The Lyrics
Things have come to a pretty head
In your pants it's getting fat
For you like kissing a lover
While I go for petting cat
Goodness knows where your end will be
Oh, I'm not quite into that
It looks as if we two will never have fun
Let's discuss it, Hon......
You say 'geener and I say 'giner
You say wiener and I'm a whiner
'Geener, 'giner, wiener, whiner
Let's get the pole thing off!
You like the talkin' and I like the takin'
You like the falkin' and I do the fakin'
The talkin', the takin', the falkin', the fakin'
Let's get the pole thing off!
An "O", If we ball the pole thing off
Then I might gush
And so, If I gooey gush
Than I might turn to mush
So if you want some passion and I want some pishin'
You do the splashin' and I'll do the fishin'
Or we might just find another
So we better get the damn thing off off
Let's get the hole thing off
You say "I might" and I say "Aye, mate"
You say "Feel light?" and I say "Feel Late?"
I might, I mate, feel light, feel late
Let's get the pole thing off!
You like the cunning and I like the caning
You like the punning and I like the paining
The cunning, the caning, the punning, the paining
Let's get the hole thing off!
Let's go! If we ball the pole thing off
I'll take a pill
And lo! When I take a pill
Then I'll be ready still!
So if you want some leather and I want the lather
I'll get the leather and you get the lather
Or we might just find another
So we better get the damn thing off, boff
Let's get the pole thing off!
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