-> "The Continental"
Original Song Title:
"The Continental" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
A big ass gas tank...
I'm out here drivin', The Continental
It's not a rental, I bought the damn thing!
Watch out, a puddle! rain's been torrent'l
Hey, babe, let's cuddle, I feel like a king!
All cars it's passin', The Continental
Big wheels are dancin'..out on this Interstate
I'm really gassin' The Continental
Cost me an arm and a leg, but it's great!
Speed limit sign says sixty-five
I don't heed, I just drive..
Swervin' and swayin' The Continental
My baby's sayin'..I, and this car are fine
At her I'm glancin'..The Continental
Begins to wander all over the line..
Hot kiss while I'm drivin'
(Sniffy: That's a bad idea. (spoken))
The Continental, hmmmmm, not cruisin' gentle
Our kiss gets entrancin'
Siren's not gentle, I think it's mental,
Until a trooper taps my arm..
He said, "Your car don't glide with too much grace & charm"
Had to show him my license
And then I flunked that little toe/heel stroll
He towed my Lincoln, and he jailed my soul
Next day light breakfast, a Continental..and one big fine
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