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Song Parodies -> "Balls Are Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Love Is Blue"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Balls Are Blue"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Blue, blue, my balls are blue
Blue set of "nads,
Now I'm without you

Lay, lay, I need a lay
Stiff is my part
Since you became gay

Dead, dead, my love life's dead
You and your gal
I found in my bed

When we met, it was dusk till morn
Than you left, now I'm stuck with this porn

Black, black, this hooker's black
Once you've had her, there's no going back

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Seems that our minds are working in the same direction today Rick, to music from the same age, actually I DKTOS here but knowing this is your homefield I trust you on the pacing.
Rick C - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I KTOS and grant this Duncan delight 5s all the way.
Paul Robinson - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice, I remember the song, although by a different artist - actually, by a few different artists, and also an Instrumental version that use to get a lot of play. 5's ~ ~ ~
Chuck A. Spear - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Didn't know Sinatra did a version (could picture him singing your lyrics!)...pimpin' out 5's

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