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Song Parodies -> "Zoo Train"

Original Song Title:

"Mule Train"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie Laine

Parody Song Title:

"Zoo Train"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

Zoooooooooo traaaaaaaaaain! (elephant sounds)
Zoo train! Taking the toddlers through the fun terrain.
How they hope it'll never stop
Hippetty-hop, hippetty-hop, hippetty, hippetty,
Hippetty, hippetty, hippetty-hopping along!

They see tigers from the Congo and some zebras from Zimbabwe,
A kangaroo Down Under and hyenas from Malawi,
A herd of vicuñas and a pretty buffalo.
Move along cars, move along.

Zoooooooooo traaaaaaaaaain! (elephant sounds)
Zoo train! Seeing animals in their habitats.
Major cool! Have a look at that!
Hippetty-hop, hippetty-hop, hippetty, hippetty,
Hippetty, hippetty, hippetty-hopping along!

There's some felines there and many antelopes from way out yonder,
A hippo and some penguins who strike the kids with wonder.
The paster-colored cars start to climb some little hills.
Can they make it? Move along.

Zoooooooooo traaaaaaaaaain! (elephant sounds)
Zoo train! Taking the toddlers through the fun terrain.
How they hope the ride'll never end!
Hippetty-hop, hippetty-hop, hippetty, hippetty,
Hippetty, hippetty, hippetty-hopping along!

There's a cage that's full of primates and birds from near the border,
It's trying for the parents just to keep the kids in order.
Some candy at the end from the genial conductor!
Get along kids, get along!

We had fun, kids, move along. (Zoo train!)
Move along, move along.
©2007 by Michael W. McVey

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alvin - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...this was a lot of fun
Kristof Robertson - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
cute as a button, Mike! And what a tricky OS to attempt...great stuff. 555
Johnny D - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Now I'm thinking of the oldie "Love Train" ... NO, it's NOT what you might think! ;-)
Matthias - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fun, and really cute Mike. And talking about animals, my Security Code is: "Ark" like Noah's.
Max Power - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Parody arc
stuart mcarthur - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Z) nice work Mike - some imagination rushing through all that - 555

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