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Song Parodies -> "Here cComes the Groom"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes the Bride"

Original Performer:

Eveeryone

Parody Song Title:

"Here cComes the Groom"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Big event today in SF
Here comes the groom
Wedding at noon
Court says that gays can get married in June
There stands his mate
Yes, said the State
Now they can suffer like all the guys straight

Tying the knot
Throw the bouquet
Battle’s been fought
We’re here to stay

Here comes the right
Vowing to fight
Who cares what happens in bedrooms tonight?
Go get a life
Husband and wife
Take on the issues that really cause strife



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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 7

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Patrick - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Fred Phelps is having a extasy attack, something new to hate. Remember, the end result of gay marriage is gay divorce, more business for lawyers. The real question is how the IRS is going to handle those joint tax returns from CA & MA. The real solution, of course, is to abolish the Income Tax. I have great confidence in God, He can deal with gay marriage as He sees fit. Taxes are man's duty to repeal.
littleNorCALcakes - May 16, 2008 - Report this comment
In NorCAL everyone is talking about the judicial overturning of rule against Gay marriage! They'll be 'party--hardy' in ~SFO~ tonight!
Bob Konigsberg - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Good take on a so-so issue Rick. Only problem is the song is more truthful than funny. See you at the coffee house!
Phoenix Force - May 16, 2018 - Report this comment
HERE COMES THE BRIDE' ALL WEARING WHITE,SEE HER COMING ITS SUCH SIGHT,HERE COMES THE GROOM,DANCING WITH A BROOM,SEE HIM TRIP WHILE WALZTING IN THE ROOM

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