Each day, I spend reading that day's entries
On my fav'rite parody website --
The site the parodists call 'AmIRight'
And it is quite a delight
One day a joker called 'EmiLoca'
Wrote a parody just out of sight
It was so clever, I had to tell her
And now I salute her with these words I write:

You've got chops -- you're a clever writer
You've got chops -- verse was never lighter!
You can be as droll as that Porter (Cole) could be
Or exciting as the age of jazz -- you're "too, too, di-veen"
You've got chops -- your stuff bursts with wit, girl
You've got chops -- yeah, your stuff's 'the shit', girl
Your command of craft really makes me laugh -- a lot!
There's no doubt about it baby, you've got chops!

You've got chops - chops I so admire
You've got chops - and I'm so inspired
I am heaping praise, cause you've made me raise the bar
Not a flaw in view, I'm in awe of you -- that's how great you are!
You've got chops - I admire your pacing
My heart stops, then it starts to racing
What a thrilling ride your words provide - don't stop!
Keep on thrilling us, cause baby, you've got chops!

You've got chops - few have done it better!
You've got chops - how it comes together:
Yes, your form is sound and wit abounds, it's true
Oh believe you me, how I want to be, Emi, just like you!
You've got chops, so I wrote this tribute
To give props (give your horn its due 'toot')
Lest I seem obsessed and make you get the cops
I'll sign off, but say in parting: "you've got chops!"