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Song Parodies -> "Editor From Hell"

Original Song Title:

"Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Editor From Hell"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

God have mercy. I am an intern for a big stupid angry cow who called me in the middle of my auditions for the school musical and threatened to fire me for being too busy to come in every day of the week. She knows I can't make mondays and thursdays and she still gets pissy about it! Cranky old wench, why don't you make the people you PAY tackle your big-ass projects?! The only reason I'm still doing your damn job is I want the reference for college!
Cell phone rings, in auditions
Editor says, "Hey, listen,"
I'm ready and wired
Come in or be fired
Intern bosses never understand!

She hangs up, once she's been heard
I'm babbling swear words
I write out this song
as I'm strung along
Intern bosses never understand!

She expects me to be there on thursdays
Stuff envelopes till they're fat and round
She knows that Thursdays are just the worst days
I should have taken the job right downtown!"

Editors, make me tired
Sometimes wish I'd be fired
But I am afraid
To lose recs that were made
Intern bosses never understand!


She expects me to be there on thursdays
Stuff envelopes till they're fat and round
She knows that Thursdays are just the worst days
I should have taken the job right downtown!"

Editors, make me tired
Sometimes wish I'd be fired
But I am afraid
To lose recs that were made
Intern bosses never understand!
God I hope she never sees this.

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AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good lowdown on the higher ups....you swing a mean parody...fives
Rick C - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
555 fun to sing with the OS
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like you have my old job... wait, the "big angry stupid cow" was the boss' secretary... the boss just did whatever the secretary said to do...
2Eagle - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good - especially the second verse.
Red Ant - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good SV.
Phil Alexander - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, SV :-)
Kat - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
For your sake, I hope the "witch-lady" never sees this.

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