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Song Parodies -> "Fart Break Hotel"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Break Hotel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Break Hotel"

Parody Written by:

James Squire

The Lyrics

For my Aussie mate Busty Brasierri - you go girl!This one still makes me laugh out loud.
Well since his girlfriend left him
He's found a new place to smell
It's down at the end of the hall, turn right
The Fart Break Hotel
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

He sits there with his paper
Oblivious to the smell
The gasses creeping down the hall
Are like the fumes from hell
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

He used to have a hound dog
That used to drink from the bowl
The dog up and died, it's no surprise
The poison took its toll
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

If you have to go there
Don't look into the can
It's a nauseating history
Of an unhygienic man
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

If you go to that toilet
You have to hold your breath
Don't inhale for heaven's sake
Or it will be your death
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

I think it's started growing
That toilet's come alive
So make sure you don't go in
If you want to survive
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

Well since his girlfriend left him
He's found a new place to smell
It's down at the end of the hall, turn right
The Fart Break Hotel
Ah well, don't go to the toilet, Don't go to the toilet
Don't go to the toilet, you could die
Don't go to the toilet, you could die

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Chuck A. Spear - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmm...Busty Brasierri- sounds Italian. Did she go to Utzamottuh U.?
Silly Willie - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah! Another one in The King on the throne genre. LOL 555
who cares what my name is - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is so stupid I'm not even going to vote on it.
Jenny Q - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you KIDDING!!!??? This is GREAT! All parodies are "silly" and this is about the "silliest" I've ever heard. Love it Love It LOVE IT!!!

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