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Song Parodies -> "South Park Sucks"
Original Song Title:
"Jailhouse Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"South Park Sucks"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
I HATE SOUTH PARK! This is for those who hate South Park! Who cares you're too young for South Park?
Eric Cartman was a fat kid
Things are looking up and stupid
People make fun of his weight
This is the show that I just hate
It sucks,this cartoon really sucks
A bad word rhymes with luck
I just said South Park sucks!
Kenny McCormick muffles when he speak
Violent storms give him the creeps
Kenny doesn't want to die
Not being treated like totally lies
He sucks,Kenny really sucks
Although he's out of luck
That's why South Park sucks
Kyle has an imaginary friend
Mr. Hanky,no offense
Kyle is Jewish,isn't it
He was smart,but not wicked
That sucks,Christmas Poo does suck
Can't stand it,no matter what
All right,South Park sucks!
Stan has a dog who's really gay
Sparky is the dog's name anyway
Stan loved Wendy Testaburger
Wendy ain't dumb asperger
That sucked,it totally sucked
And if this show will have you struck
Although South Park sucks
Phillip and Terrance ain't Rowdyruffs
Things are going rough and tough
Starvin' Marvin got you down?
Why not being obsessed with Prairie Dawn?
That sucks! That totally sucks!
It's like Rick Dees giving a duck
Someone thought South Park sucks
Things are looking up and stupid
People make fun of his weight
This is the show that I just hate
It sucks,this cartoon really sucks
A bad word rhymes with luck
I just said South Park sucks!
Kenny McCormick muffles when he speak
Violent storms give him the creeps
Kenny doesn't want to die
Not being treated like totally lies
He sucks,Kenny really sucks
Although he's out of luck
That's why South Park sucks
Kyle has an imaginary friend
Mr. Hanky,no offense
Kyle is Jewish,isn't it
He was smart,but not wicked
That sucks,Christmas Poo does suck
Can't stand it,no matter what
All right,South Park sucks!
Stan has a dog who's really gay
Sparky is the dog's name anyway
Stan loved Wendy Testaburger
Wendy ain't dumb asperger
That sucked,it totally sucked
And if this show will have you struck
Although South Park sucks
Phillip and Terrance ain't Rowdyruffs
Things are going rough and tough
Starvin' Marvin got you down?
Why not being obsessed with Prairie Dawn?
That sucks! That totally sucks!
It's like Rick Dees giving a duck
Someone thought South Park sucks
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As opposed to the high intletzhual quality of Sesame Street and Japanise Anime?
TSB, How could you?!!! South Park is one of my favorite shows.
This wasn't very good, but since I can't stand "South Park" either, I gave you all fives. Really, though, there is more to TV than cartoons. Ask anybody. Except Jerry Seinfeld. Know 1: Yes, "Sesame Street" DOES have a high intellectual quality. Haven't you ever seen its bit "Monsterpiece Theatre," hosted by Alistair Cookie? It da-lish-us!
I don't know the original song, so I gave ya the benefit of the doubt on pacing ( 3 ). But Elvis sucks much more than South Park and if you don't get the humor and morality of the show then you should by all means watch those other GREAT cartoon shows that are currently being aired....oh wait, nevermind, there aren't any.
Wow, that's really miserable! Something tells me you've got A LOT of spare time on your hands.
You suck! I can't believe you don't like South Park! Go @%#$ yourself!!!!!!!!
OMG u r sooooo stupid 4 h8in south park and dont u say my kenny sux or i will take a boulder and smash it in ur head!!!! get a life dumbass!!
Fucking Japanese People ...
Heyyyyyy! I LOVE South Park! (Although my mom hates it). I think Eric Cartman is HOT!
How dare you insult our show! We'll see you in court! Once you're guilty, ALL of your parodies will be banned away from this website, motherf**ker!
Question: If you hate the show, how come through your lyrics you show so much knowledge of it?
Wow. That may have been the preeminent source of non-humor. I didn't even crack a smile, heck, if I hated South Park, still I would feel sorry for such trivial banter. Sorry, just didn't quite cut it for me...better luck next time.
SOUTHPARK IS LIKE THE BEST SHOW ON COMDEY CENTRAL DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT MY SHOW SUCK AGAIN
oh my god this parody really sucks ass... even though i hated SP, i still would think this parody sucks so much ass... its absolutely pathetic... what a loser who ever made this piece of garbage... SP rules!!!
its me again.... japan sucks... the japanese suck... no wonder this piece of trash 2nd grade poem was made by another beany eyed small peckered japanese dude...
southpark is the best awesome coolest show ever how dare you say that southpark sucks you should talk about friggen "family guy" cuz that show sucks so much a$$
HOW COULD YOU, SOUTH PARK ROCKS KISS MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
South Park does suck, and it always will suck.
how could you do this to south park its the best show ever and suck my balls
omg u imbolsiles south park dosent suck u dont have a life doing all this so it shows u must like sp a little to take the time to do this.
this is supposed to be to the tune of Jailhouse Rock... this is just horrible. i would of gave this a -5, but I couldn't!
Be lucky I'm a "Family Guy" fan, but "South Park" is still pretty cool. I don't really care how much time you spent on the song, if you have "SP" fans, you're going to get some 1's. I was generous to give you a 312.
ok this song is the worst song ever.. i LOVE southpark ! you douche
As far as song parodies go, this has suck to a new low. by the way, the lyrics!??! if you really wanted to insult South Park, I really thought you could've thought of better lyrics then that! Gesh!
I would rather pour boiling elephant piss down my throat, then poke a hole in my stomach so that i could keep it going for thirty minutes than watch any south park so i gave the song a perfect score
Ugh
Funny although i disagree about South Park.
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