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Song Parodies -> "I Just Laid A Big Brown Log"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"I Just Laid A Big Brown Log"

Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

Oh I just laid a big brown log
Right from my behind
A great big stinky ol' brown log
Out from my behind
Oh but then when I flushed the toilet
It stuck in the pipe line

I thought it might just be gas
From a cheese pizza pie
I thought it might just be gas
From a cheese pizza pie
Oh but when I sat on the toilet
A big dump went inside

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7
Total Votes: 16

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Poopie Longstocking - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo, bravo! I shall honour your magnificent log with a Poopie Longstocking Perfect Vote of 5,5,5 !
a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylan, is it? - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, PP Longstucking, if I were you, I'd go over to WhatFreaks dot com, I'm sure you'll be amazed.

By the way, the full title of TOS is "Hound Dog."
Vice President dip Cheney - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Children, will you calm the hell down please?
John Barry - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't Elvis die on the toilet? Appropriate tune.
alvin rhodes - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
poopin' ya out some fives
2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, yes, he did die on a toilet. At least he didn't go down one. 555x555 - LOL.
Johnny D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Gross, yet engrossing.
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A great parody...for me to poop 5's on!
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sure Malcolm Higgins, author of "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald," would approve.

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