The warden throws a party in a city hall
The prison band was there and they're ready to bawl
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to fight
You should've heard them knocked out jailbirds' rights
He's Rick,everybody,he's Rick
Everybody's gonna suck his dick
I'm dancin' with my jailhouse Rick

Spider-Man teams up with Venom
Mighty Joe Young's looking for wisdom
Some gay boy from Illinois went totally wrong
The whole rhythm section sang a cover song
He's Rick,everybody,he's Rick
We got lollipops to lick
No lollipops for jailhouse Rick

Number thirty-seven said to number three
You're the worst jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and act like jailhouse Rick like me
He's Rick,everybody,he's Rick
And things aren't much of a trick
Don't fool around jailhouse Rick

Some people are about to become stoned
I was going out all alone
The warden said,"Rick Norton,you think it's not fair."
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair
He's Rick,everybody,he's Rick
Many people are not getting sick
Of hanging out with jailhouse Rick

Douglas Bild and Rick Norton
Meet Michael Douglas and Graham Norton
Rick turns to Graham and he said "Nix Nix"
You want to stick around and just get your kicks
He's Rick,everybody,he's Rick
Everybody's not giving no lip
So shut up,there's jailhouse Rick