-> "Whitehouse Rock-n-Roll"
Original Song Title:
"Jailhouse Rock" (MP3)
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There was Rockefeller, Buffett and my Papa too,
who had carried out for years what was required to do:
Giving finance to Osama and the Taliban
to have 9-11 justify their Master Plan--
Skull & Bonesmen, let's roll!
Our Fourth Reich fascist state galore
shall rise up from the terror war.
We be makin' lots of money, and it's lots of fun,
in a phony war on drugs that simply won't get won;
We then blame it on the drug lords every other day,
while we keep it off the airwaves that they're CIA--
All you dope fiends, let's roll!
If it's heroin we're gonna score,
we'll have to have an Afghan war.
While talkin' on the telephone with Tony Blair,
he told me of a dossier we now could share:
"Tis safe for us to lie as Kelly can't refute
'Iraq bought Niger yellow-cake to build a nuke'--"
Big Oil addicts, let's roll!
If we're gonna go-for-oil & more,
we'll have to have a new Gulf War.
So what if I get caught for outin' Valerie Plame
and my approval rating will be totally lame?
I'll say the Ayatollahs are too uppity
and put the blame on them for startin' World War 3--
Zionazis, let's roll!
If elections are to be no more,
we'll have to have a third world war.
Ethnic cleansing of the West Bank as a policy
will then follow to get rid of all its true Israelis:
like its Christians, many Muslims, all Samaritans,
who have Jacob's DNA written in their hands--
All you Khayzars, let's roll!
Anti-Christ is what I'm shootin' for,
crusading tribulation wars.
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