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Song Parodies -> "Whitehouse Rock-n-Roll"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Whitehouse Rock-n-Roll"

Parody Written by:

mAximo

The Lyrics

This is Bubya's official "dis-election" campaign songas sung by Bubya himself (backed by the Carlyle Group)
There was Rockefeller, Buffett and my Papa too,
who had carried out for years what was required to do:
Giving finance to Osama and the Taliban
to have 9-11 justify their Master Plan--
Let's roll!
Skull & Bonesmen, let's roll!
Our Fourth Reich fascist state galore
shall rise up from the terror war.

We be makin' lots of money, and it's lots of fun,
in a phony war on drugs that simply won't get won;
We then blame it on the drug lords every other day,
while we keep it off the airwaves that they're CIA--
Let's roll!
All you dope fiends, let's roll!
If it's heroin we're gonna score,
we'll have to have an Afghan war.

While talkin' on the telephone with Tony Blair,
he told me of a dossier we now could share:
"Tis safe for us to lie as Kelly can't refute
'Iraq bought Niger yellow-cake to build a nuke'--"
Let's roll!
Big Oil addicts, let's roll!
If we're gonna go-for-oil & more,
we'll have to have a new Gulf War.

So what if I get caught for outin' Valerie Plame
and my approval rating will be totally lame?
I'll say the Ayatollahs are too uppity
and put the blame on them for startin' World War 3--
Let's roll!
Zionazis, let's roll!
If elections are to be no more,
we'll have to have a third world war.

Ethnic cleansing of the West Bank as a policy
will then follow to get rid of all its true Israelis:
like its Christians, many Muslims, all Samaritans,
who have Jacob's DNA written in their hands--
Let's roll!
All you Khayzars, let's roll!
Anti-Christ is what I'm shootin' for,
crusading tribulation wars.

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Michael Pacholek - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This was terrible, but I was ready to give you all fives anyway for telling the truth about Bush. You lost me with "Zionazis." You're every bit as bigoted as the Bush regime, and while we can't get rid of them until November 2, effective January 20, it would do us some good if we didn't see your spouting your anti-Semitic garbage here.
mAximo - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael is a typical example of the fascist mindset: if you don't like the message then persecute the messenger. He's also a liar, since he wasn't "lost" about Zionazis, as he's one himself; and I'm not bigoted since I'm not the one trying to deny genetic Israelis citizenship of their own country on the basis of their religion. Many of the original Israelites converted to Samaritanism, Christianity, Islam, even atheism/paganism, many never left Palestine, yet none are granted automatic citizenship of the so-called "Israel" on religious grounds of not being Jewish. So tell me: who is the real bigot? And Michael is the anti-Semite, since I'm Semitic, and he's the one attacking me for being pro-semitic, esp. as the referenced Semites (descendents of Jacob) are being oppressed by non-Semites, e.g. Khayzars, Ashkenazim, etc. of which he is probably one.
mAximo - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way, please read the link provided to explain what was meant by "Zionazis". They benefitted from WWI in the form of the Balfour Declaration and from WWII in the form of a fake "Israel". So if history is to 3-peat itself, they will benefit from WWIII by eradicating Islamic theocracies like Iran. Read the link for more info, if you want to understand the politics being satired by the 4th stanza. As for the 5th stanza, never in Bible do you find an Israel that was only Jewish and excluded other Israelites, such as the non-Jews of Samaria, or those who had converted to paganism. Yet the current "Israel" does just that. Even worse is that most of the Zionists are non-Semites (Ashkenazim, Khayzars etc.) who had converted to Judaism for cynical reasons. Read "The 13th Tribe" Arthur Koestler to find out more.
Michael's a fascist? - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's my favorite quote from your link:
"Zionism, Communism, Feminism, Nazism, are all creations of the same satanic cabal."

Wow, I bet you're fun at parties.
mAximo - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not me who said that, but Henry Makow. Can't you Zionists read w/ comprehension? I'm satirising Bush, his Fundie-fascists, the fake "Jewish" supremecists, the fake war on drugs & terrorism, and especially the fake war on weapons of mass destruction: anthrax, sarin etc. are NOT weapons of mass destruction, but of mass murder, except for those of you who think that killing people is no different than destroying animals. As long as you are shooting the messenger, you are examples of the fascist mentality. Why don't you instead attack the Rabbis at jewsNOTzionists.org or JewsAgainstZionism.com? Oh, it's because you've already done so. Never mind.
MrMacphisto - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The lyrics look like something by Marilyn Manson.... which is why I liked it. I can't say I like any of the religious sides of this conflict in the Middle East. The fanatics among the Jews, Christians, and Muslims can all burn in hell for all I care. That is... if there is a hell....
mAximo - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
speaking of fanatics, here's a link which I should have used instead, as it better explains the mindset of the religious zealots who support Bubya as well as the Christian Zionism of Bubya's own sect of fundies: http://www.theglobalist.com/DBWeb/StoryId.aspx?StoryId=3025 My intent is to satirise all deluded Bubya supporters. I'm an equal opportunity destroyer of delusions.

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