Song Parodies -> Chicken Tender
| Original Song Title: | "Love Me Tender" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Chicken Tender" |
| Parody Written by: | Major B |
An overweight man wants to quit eating Chicken Tenders and other fast food treats to be skinny again
Chicken Tender, oh so sweet,
But it's made me fat.
It has made me so obese,
and my thighs big at that.
(Chorus)
Chicken Tender, with some sauce,
oh, it taste so good.
For my health, and my weight,
I'll eat other food.
Chicken Tender, small and brown,
I won't digest it again.
For if I do, I will not,
ever be thin
Chorus
Chicken Tender, with your meat,
I'll never eat it so.
I promise to this very day,
out of my life you go
Chorus
But it's made me fat.
It has made me so obese,
and my thighs big at that.
(Chorus)
Chicken Tender, with some sauce,
oh, it taste so good.
For my health, and my weight,
I'll eat other food.
Chicken Tender, small and brown,
I won't digest it again.
For if I do, I will not,
ever be thin
Chorus
Chicken Tender, with your meat,
I'll never eat it so.
I promise to this very day,
out of my life you go
Chorus
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