-> "The Apprentice"
Original Song Title:
"Heartbreak Hotel"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Apprentice"
The Lyrics
Well, I came to New York City
to find a new place to dwell
Signed up for "The Apprentice"
here in Trump's suite hotel
I know that
The boardroom is so lonely, baby
Boardroom is so lonely
Donald Trump, please don't let me get fired
Although I am Versacorp
Protege can't need room
For us, to be in business
and make more money soon
I'll know that
The boardroom's so lonely, baby
Boardroom's so lonely
Donald Trump, please don't let me get fired
Now, his assistants work for him
to widen the attack
One team is going to win it
The losers will just go back
Back to this
Boardroom that's so lonely, baby
Boardroom that's so lonely
One losing member will get fired
Hey now, if you do work in business
And your life's a personal hell
Just take a plane ride to NYC
For the apprentice
Into the boardroom that's so lonely, baby
Boardroom that's so lonely
Donald Trump will let someone, say you're fired
(instrumental break)
NBC is the network
Donald Trump's got the look
If you mess up, boardroom you'll go
He'll let you off the hook
Straight in the boardroom that's so lonely, baby
Boardroom that's so lonely
Donald Trump, please don't let me get fired
(song ends)
Trump: You're fired!
AJ: Awww!
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