-> "Here Comes Dracula (Elvis Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes Santa Claus"
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes Dracula (Elvis Version)"
The Lyrics
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
Garlic’s Dracula’s bane
He’s got fangs to bite the necks of
Every single dame
Doors are creaking, people shrieking
All is scary and fright
Grab your mallet and grab your stake
'Cause Dracula comes tonight
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
He (i)s bats just like Bruce Wayne
He's got a cape, he’s thrilled, enjoys
To book a flight again
Your neck’s feeling tingled, tangled
Skin is turning ghost white
Jump in bed and cover up your head
Because Dracula surely bites
Here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
You (wi)ll be covered in blains
You better hope a Dr. Abe Van Helsing
(Helps) get your doorbell rang
Helsing knows what stops a blood beast
Garlic, crosses, daylight
Rent some films to help you here
But Dracula ain’t Twilight
Well, here comes Dracula, here comes Dracula
Locking your windows and panes
He'll come around till your neck bleeds out
Your folks will mourn again
Piece of wood should stop his heart
If that fails, grab a flashlight
Sink like tank to the world below
'Cause dust is what Drac will bite
Yeah, dust is what Drac will bite
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