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Song Parodies -> "Cheapest. Shot. Evuh"

Original Song Title:

"Hound Dog"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Cheapest. Shot. Evuh"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Hey man, you hear about Elvis? He was reading Obama's book "Dreams of My Father" When he got to the part where Obama talked about how his stepfather Lola Soetero fed him dogmeat, Elvis got so upset he put the book down, got up and started singing:
You ate nuthin' but a hound dog
Frying it all the time
You ate nuthin' but some pound dog
With fries all the time
Well, you ain't never stewed a rabbit
You ain't no pres of mine

They said you ate high class
Well that was just a lie
They said you ate rye grass
Well that was just a lie
You ain't never stewed a rabbit
You ain't no Pres of mine

(Repeat)

Well that was just too cheap and easy. So, in order to make this a full submission, I turn now to the hardest working man in show business, James Brown, for "Lola's Grilled a Brand New Lab"

Da Da DAAAA .....
Come here, stepson
Lola's at the grill
You're gonna flip
Over this new breed, Bar
It ain't blue crab
Lola's grilled a brand new Lab

Come here, Obama
And dig this crazed cuisine
It ain't too fatty
In fact, the cut is pretty lean
It ain't stone crab
Lola's grilled a brand new Lab

He's pulling jerk .. He's ready to fry
Rub on some sauce .. You know it won't taste dry
It stews like monkey .. with mashed potato
Come back, Barrack .. and you'll get some spaniel later

Come here, Stepson
Fido's on the grill
You're gonna dig
This new breed, Bar
It ain't stone crab
Lola's grilled a brand new Lab

Oh Lola! He's gotta quirk
Lola! He's pulling jerk
With a curry twist .. just like this
He serves with fries .. ev'ry day and ev'ry night
The thing .. is like a pooch chow mein

Hey, chow down
Hey hey, chow down ...

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Randy Hearn - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good! Very clever!!
Steve K. - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
No ruff edges here, but two howling good parodies.
Porfle Popnecker - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Pooch perfect.
Rob Arndt - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I wonder how many Asian-Americans read the book and then asked, "Where's the recipe?" Obama also ate snake and fried crickets... Mmm- NOT!!! 555! Hey CML, you still gonna do the Jagdpanther? I did one already long ago but just did another one for fun along with another Tiger I and added a Puma ;-D
Callmelennie - April 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, Rob, I hadn't penciled "Jadgpanther" in on my parody schedule (:-D) but ... if you're rarin' to do it, be my guest

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