Song Parodies -> All Screwed Up
| Original Song Title: | "All Shook Up" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "All Screwed Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Thora Rogers and Carolynn Cordsen |
Well, bless my soul what’s a-wrong with me
I’m itchin’ like a man in a monkey tree
My stomach’s a-heavin’ to the heavens above
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chiropractors, physios and x-ray labs
Blood tests, medications ain’t so bad
All the doctors say I’m all out of luck
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! (I’m all screwed up)
Sertralene, Zoplicone and Rivotril
Pepto bismol twice a day - oh what a thrill
When I’m near my doc that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death
He touched my gland and what a chill I got
He gives me those prescriptions that I love a lot
I’m always proud to ask for a urine cup
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! (I’m all screwed up)
Sertralene, Zoplicone and Rivotril
Pepto bismol twice a day - oh what a thrill
When I’m near my doc that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death
Psychiatrists, psychologists and mental health
There’s still a lot of hope for me, I’m not on the shelf
My doctors say I’m getting queer as a bug
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, I’m all screwed up!
I’m itchin’ like a man in a monkey tree
My stomach’s a-heavin’ to the heavens above
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Chiropractors, physios and x-ray labs
Blood tests, medications ain’t so bad
All the doctors say I’m all out of luck
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! (I’m all screwed up)
Sertralene, Zoplicone and Rivotril
Pepto bismol twice a day - oh what a thrill
When I’m near my doc that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death
He touched my gland and what a chill I got
He gives me those prescriptions that I love a lot
I’m always proud to ask for a urine cup
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! (I’m all screwed up)
Sertralene, Zoplicone and Rivotril
Pepto bismol twice a day - oh what a thrill
When I’m near my doc that I love best
My heart beats so it scares me to death
Psychiatrists, psychologists and mental health
There’s still a lot of hope for me, I’m not on the shelf
My doctors say I’m getting queer as a bug
I’m so sick. I’m all screwed up
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
A-ha, oh-oh, yeah, yeah, I’m all screwed up!
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