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Song Parodies -> "Teddy Bare"
Original Song Title:
"Teddy Bear"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Teddy Bare"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Please don't let me see
You in your Teddy, Bare
Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Well, I love you Betty June, dear
Your body's fun to clutch..
But when we're in bed a'lyin'
Some parts are cellulitin'
Way too much..
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't make me see..(don't make him see)
You, Teddy Bare
I'll try to put my arms,
Around you every night
But when you wear your lingerie
Please don't turn on that light..
Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
You in your Teddy, Bare
Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Well, I love you Betty June, dear
Your body's fun to clutch..
But when we're in bed a'lyin'
Some parts are cellulitin'
Way too much..
Don't let me see..(don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Put a blindfold on my eyes
If you are goin' there
Don't make me see..(don't make him see)
You, Teddy Bare
I'll try to put my arms,
Around you every night
But when you wear your lingerie
Please don't turn on that light..
Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
Don't let me see, (don't let him see)
You, Teddy Bare
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fun concept.....i read in a book once, this fellow rated women on a 3 way light bulb scale...you had your 100 watters, 70 watters, 30 watters and your zero watters
Funniest (and 'flimsiest') of the day!
Your "Teddy," Air', is funny fare.
LOL! Couldn't imagine why he didn't want to see the lingerie show -- but some women just don't realize that they should keep their Victoria secret.
alvin: is that where they get the saying, "Watt the F?"
alvin: is that where they get the saying, "Watt the F?"
lol...must be
Thanks, alvin, TJC, John, and TT..
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