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Song Parodies -> "Bullfrog"
Original Song Title:
"Hound Dog"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Bullfrog"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' all the time
Yeah, you got a croakin' habit
Floatin' in that green pond slime
Well, you're slimy and fat assed
Just good at catchin' flies
Yeah, you're slimy and fat assed
Just good at catchin' flies
You can hop just like a rabbit
But you ain't Bugs Bunny wise..
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Actin' like you're bad
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Actin like you're bad
You just woke me up, dag nab it!
Burpin' on that lily pad..
(Croakin' interlude)
Well, your eyes are all bugged out
You're uglier than sin
Yeah, your eyes are all bugged out
You're uglier than sin
Some people eat your hind legs,
Guess they don't know where they been...
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' like a nut
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' like a nut
Well, if you had a lick a' sense you'd
Go and kiss some princess slut..
Croakin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' all the time
Yeah, you got a croakin' habit
Floatin' in that green pond slime
Well, you're slimy and fat assed
Just good at catchin' flies
Yeah, you're slimy and fat assed
Just good at catchin' flies
You can hop just like a rabbit
But you ain't Bugs Bunny wise..
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Actin' like you're bad
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Actin like you're bad
You just woke me up, dag nab it!
Burpin' on that lily pad..
(Croakin' interlude)
Well, your eyes are all bugged out
You're uglier than sin
Yeah, your eyes are all bugged out
You're uglier than sin
Some people eat your hind legs,
Guess they don't know where they been...
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' like a nut
You ain't nothin' but a Bullfrog
Croakin' like a nut
Well, if you had a lick a' sense you'd
Go and kiss some princess slut..
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Croaking with laughter.
lol...nice...especially liked the rabbit and princess lines
he he
Same song about a different animal. I like the sound of frogs in the night - more plesant than dogs hollering.
Sir L'Air, this is ~ HOT ~ ! ! I love this hit ! It really moves! I have J-ONE's 78 of this, with ~LOVE ME TNEDER~ on the reverse. It's down in the 'Archives" of my garage. Thank you, Sir; you're quite a Gent.
Thanks, all
I had a croakin good time reading this. Frogs are one of my favourite animals- my favourite muppet happens to be Kermit. This reminds me of the principal from My Gym Partner's A Monkey- who is in fact a frog.
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