The votes came in
On election day, we all- white and black-
Have just put another Clinton back
In the White House
and Obama cries
Man, if there's one thing that we don't need
It's another four years of that seed
In the White House

Goodness, can't we see the plan
Hillary's bringing her man
And he'll want to be the president for a day
Barack tried to help us see
McCain said, "Vote for me!"
But we've frankly lost our minds
Now they won't go away

So Bill's returned
He's a horny kind of guy with a bulbous nose
And he wonders which new intern blows
In the White House

But it's his wife's turn
So she expresses her own insight
And then she turns to Bill
To see if she's right
In the White House

One day soon to save the nation
We'll get to vote again
Four years away, pretty sure,
Try again and show them the door
As the country cheers

The people rally 'round a new president
(Who doesn't really care where the Clinton's went)
In the White House

As Hill and Bill leave
Laying low and working as hard as she can
Young Chelsea Clinton's making her plan
For the White House

and Obama cries