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Song Parodies -> "Hormone Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreak Hotel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Hormone Blues"

Parody Written by:

Marilene Sisco

The Lyrics

Dedicated to women everywhere who have had their hormones , emotions and lives disrupted and turned upside down;( a humorous look at menopause).
well, since my estrogen left me
i've gotta new place to dwell
from the top of my head to the soles of my feet
i'm livin' in hormone hell
it's hotter than hades, baby
feels like i'm on fire
i get so hot, i could die

by the time that i was 40
i knew there was something wrong
on a hormone roller coaster, i thought couldn't
last so long
i'm losing my patience baby
with this change in me
i've had it with these mood swings

sometimes i wake at midnight
in a cold sweat reverie
not quite sure if i'm hot or cold but for certain
i can't sleep
throw back the covers baby
throw off the sheet
the hormone blues is gettin' the best of me

so, if your estrogen left you
this will become your tale
you sweat, you'll scream and be obscene
livin' in hormone hell
yoiur losin' estrogen baby
it's sad but true
that's why you sing the hormone blues

32 count musical interlude

so, when that hotflash hits you
and you think your gonna fry
then perhaps you'll think of me
and know the reason why
you are your own torture chamber
it's cruel and it's mean
you're livin' in hormone hell with me
This number was written for the Dancin' Divas from Longmont, CO. We perform this for adult groups wearing all white tops/pants with sequin capes and boas(Elvis' towel) and traditional Elvis sunglasses. It is always a funny crowd pleaser.

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Susanna Viljanen - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
My mom had her granny fever when she was closer to 60, so I have myself a way to go still. But the song was fun to hum along. 555 degrees of granny fever!
Tommy Turtle - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
This song is hot! 555.... for another take on this subject, see last Friday's http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/peterpaulandmary43.shtml
Alpha Skua - August 29, 2018 - Report this comment
How hot too hot maybe too hot to handle without gloves to keep from getting burnt

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