The undertaker threw a party at the graveyard
Ghosts, Zombies and the local retard
The yard was jumpin and the yard began to swing
You should've heard that corpse try to sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock
Every Ghost as white as chalk
Was dancing to the graveyard Rock,

The headless man played the tenor saxophone
Small Casper was blowin' on the slide trombone
The dummer boy eating maggots went crash boom bang
The whole rythm section was the skull eater Gang
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock
Every Ghost as white as chalk
Was dancing to the graveyard Rock,

A large skeleton said to a mindless zombie
"you're the most horrible thing i ever did see,
I sure would be dugusted with your company
come on and do the Graveyard Rock with me,"
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock
Every Ghost as white as chalk
Was dancing to the graveyard Rock,

A sad ghost was sitting on a gravestone
way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The taker said "Hey buddy, don't you be square
If you can't find a paartner use a rotten pair,
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock
Every Ghost as white as chalk
Was dancing to the graveyard Rock,

Shifhty Shane said to Ghost "For heavens sake
no ones lookin'; nows our chanace to eat a cake."
Ghostsy turned to Shifty and he said "tuts tuts,
I took one earlier and it contains nuts,"
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock
Every Ghost as white as chalk
Was dancing to the graveyard Rock,