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Song Parodies -> "(Let Me See Your) Titties Bare"

Original Song Title:

"(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"(Let Me See Your) Titties Bare"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Well, if you go by the number of times the recorded version of this parody has been listened to and downloaded in the 3 days since I posted it, there is still an avid fascination with bazombas!

Please listen and vote:

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Baby let me see
Your lovely titties bare
Take these beads from ‘round my neck
And flash that pretty pair
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

I’d bet all the tea in China
You’re not a babe who stuffs
So undo the hooks behind ya
And let this poor boy see them in the buff

Just wanna see your titties bare
Pull that blouse up to your neck
Reveal the treasure there
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

Baby let me see your mounds of milky-white
Some humdingers you’ve got there
They jiggle left and right
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare

I don’t need to see vagina
I don’t have beads enough
I’m sure there is none that’s finer
But I just can’t afford your lovely muff

Just wanna see your titties bare
Hike that blouse up to your neck
And give the twins some air
Oh, let me see (Oh, let him see)
Your titties bare
Oh, let me see
(Oh, let him see your titties bare)
I just wanna see your titties bare

Backing vocal:

Yup, I wanna touch ‘em mamma
Yup, I wanna cup ‘em mamma
Whoops, you’re gonna topple over
Yup, you got a couple whoppers
Yup, I want ‘em
What bazombas!

2 cups, full up
D cups, full up
2 cups, full up
D cups, full up
What bazombas!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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Matthias - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Booby-full!!! I'm glad this got past the Chucky Meat-er, I mean meter
Ann Hammond - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Dont give me those eyes and keep your hands to yourself
AFW - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Super great title, Rick...and fantastic follow-up
alvin - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
yeah...good one....or maybe i should say "good pair"...congrats on getting this one approved
Jack Wilson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Did Bill Clinton make you write this? LOL jk 5s
Kristof Robertson - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
The vagina monologue halfway down made me howl...first with mirth, and second with disbelief that you got away with it! Crude, rude and hilarious!! 555
John Jenkins - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good parody, especially the title.
stuart mcarthur - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
hilarious idea and write and match for the OS, Rick, although I suspect Elvis really meant to sing these lyrics - I think he appreciated puppies being taken for a walk - 555
Rick C - April 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I apologize for the late response to those who commented here. I posted the parody, then lost my internet connection for the rest of the day. I will read, vote and comment on yours now.Apparently, the link I put in for the recording doesn't work. With this parody, listening is better than reading. Please copy and paste this to your browser and give a listen:http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=322836
Bradford Boogie - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job! Funny, and well written.
PMS - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I tittered with laughter
Red Ant - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Great recording, Rick! Very funny work. They need to play this at Party Bra celebrations each year (forgive the bad pun, it was the breast I could do...). 555
Rick C - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Bradford Boogie, PMS and Jack. Jack, I did this live at 3 comedy shows last week. It's being very well received. I'm thinking of getting some former bandmates of mine to come up and sing the background harmonies live too. I think that would be fun. Thanks for dropping in. :-)
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I can't believe I've never commented on this parody, it's easily among your best writes and recordings (heck at badave.com it's your top song) . . .Awesome parody, fun to listen to, just great all around.

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