A-well they purged those souls
Whatta comedy
For sticking to the law not to Forty-Three
His friends face an axing Miers got plugged
But not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah

White House hands are dirty and their reasons weak
They can't seem to stand honest scrutiny
Who do you sink when you're all corrupt?
Well not Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah

You need not ask me why he won't resign
Karl's really mixed up but he's Bush's mind
When he's near the swirl the guy's unvexed
Bye, Libby, Rummy, who cares? Speedy's next

Well he hatched a plan oh what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah

Ms. Lam gets slimed while a spy gets leaked
Iglesias pays chez Domenici
There's only one cure for this body of crime
That's to have that churl Bush's Brain do time

He hatched a plan and what a cheesy plot
Karl slipped some lines in the new Patriot
He ought to pay you see the jig is up
But it's Rove
He's all hooked up
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah… yeah
Mm-hmm, ooh, yeah yeah…
He's all hooked up