Song Parodies -> All Hooked Up
| Original Song Title: | "All Shook Up" |
| Original Performer: | Elvis Presley |
| Parody Song Title: | "All Hooked Up" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
i'm just a messed up sole...oh woe is me
i've bitten on a thing...that has...punctured me
it sure is distractin'...wildly, i tug
i've been snagged...i'm all hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
my fins are achy and my tail is weak
i can't seem to pull this guy...off his feet
thought i'd found lunch...but it was just my luck
i've been bagged...i'm all hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
"please don't catch me"...is what i whine
but i guess the jig's up...as he...reels the line
when i'm near enough...a gaff, he'll wrest
and if that's so...it could mean my death
well, i bit his hand...what a squeal that wrought
my lips were like...a piranha's, i thought
i'd like to say...it was away, i got
but i'm stuck...i'm still hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
no lungs inside...so i soon grow weak
my body shakes...and its sure...lookin' bleak
i'm gonna be cured...and be gobbled in time
its a cruel cruel world...that i leave behind
well, he yanked my glands...and my...yucky spots
he flipped me right...into a skillet, that's hot
i'm sad to say...that i was...eaten up
i was lunch...i'm all cooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
i'm all cooked up
i've bitten on a thing...that has...punctured me
it sure is distractin'...wildly, i tug
i've been snagged...i'm all hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
my fins are achy and my tail is weak
i can't seem to pull this guy...off his feet
thought i'd found lunch...but it was just my luck
i've been bagged...i'm all hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
"please don't catch me"...is what i whine
but i guess the jig's up...as he...reels the line
when i'm near enough...a gaff, he'll wrest
and if that's so...it could mean my death
well, i bit his hand...what a squeal that wrought
my lips were like...a piranha's, i thought
i'd like to say...it was away, i got
but i'm stuck...i'm still hooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
no lungs inside...so i soon grow weak
my body shakes...and its sure...lookin' bleak
i'm gonna be cured...and be gobbled in time
its a cruel cruel world...that i leave behind
well, he yanked my glands...and my...yucky spots
he flipped me right...into a skillet, that's hot
i'm sad to say...that i was...eaten up
i was lunch...i'm all cooked up
mm mm oh oh yeah yeah
i'm all cooked up
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A first? From the piscine perspective. You and Paul R. get the cordon bleu ribbon.
Awww... tasty!
5s, ouchy.
thanks john susanna and stephen
There's something just a little fishy about this parody, alvin, but I just can't put my finger on it...5's ~ ~ ~
Pretty clever conception..and follow through
interesting "angle" on the whole fishing thing from the point of view of the victim, alvin - one who sounds like elvis no less - lol - 555
Poor little fishy. His death was not in vain - 555
Oh my cod...this was breaming with good stuff. You didn't flounder once. And I love the original tuna. I await with baited breath for the next one. 555
thanks paul AFW stuart yoidy and kristof
Chuckled over 'yucky spots'...
II’ve always liked your angle Alvin.
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