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Song Parodies -> "Don't Eat Gruel"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat Gruel"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you know she can be found
sleepin' there in their home
when those bears come around
those beasts will gnaw her bones

don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel

goldilocks has made 'em mad
she busted up the baby's bed
ate bits of their repast
the furniture torn to shreds

don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel
you don't want to touch their stuff
baby, they will chew your...limbs right off

bears are big and ugly
don't make them feel dismay
don't be cavalier and huffy
you don't want their claws used to slay

don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel
don't tear their place apart
they're sure to club you, baby...and it smarts

don't shake up toothy creatures
it isn't sage to do
don't you know they're hungry
and you know that they'd love you

don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel
that old chair, bear mother loved ?
baby, it looks used and...beaten up

don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel
don't eat gruel
cause those bears are cruel
you don't want to see 'em gruff
baby, that's your cue to...knock it off



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TJC - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
No bland oatmeal parodyin' here! Ha! Goldilocks and the three Elvi!
Meriadoc - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! Now how 'bout trying "Don't Knit. Crewell." :-D
Ravyn Rant - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
So, gruel and porridge are synonymous? I always wondered about that. Cute parody! 555
alvin rhodes - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC merry (lol) and ravyn...not sure if they're the same thing but close enough for rock 'n' roll, eh ?
Paul Robinson - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
alvin, truly words to live by...especially if you are a ditzy blonde who hang out where there are a lot of big, menacing bears...5's ~ ~ ~
The Charnstar - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
But it tastes sooo goood! 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - October 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks paul and charnstar
Spoof-Man - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Too funny!!! I can't get enugh!!! FANTASTIC!!!!! 555

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