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Song Parodies -> "Re-Tool your Gender"

Original Song Title:

"Return to Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Re-Tool your Gender"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I read a heading on a poster
It promised brand new gear
It had a really odd tag-line
I thought it rather queer

So read the message:
Re-Tool your gender, birth sex re-honed
Call this number, get new cones
They had a special, for lover's strange
It said for money, that their center could give you change

So then I called them on my cell phone
To see what I could see
Bright and early next morning
They got right back to me

They left this message:
Re-Tool your gender, assets re-toned
Change your person, for low dough

By now I'm really beside myself
And I'm laughing as a man
And then I call back the very next day
I don't understand - the meaning of this

Re-Tool your gender, true sex de-cloned
Pubic places, Private zones

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
i was transformed by this...uh...i mean transfixed
Kristof Robertson - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment
I've been trying to come up with ideas for this OS for ages, but I doubt I'll better this one. Great job, Lionel. 555
Johnny D - June 29, 2006 - Report this comment

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