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Song Parodies -> "Impacted Behinds"

Original Song Title:

"Suspicious Minds"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Impacted Behinds"

Parody Written by:

Q-Boy and Cletus

The Lyrics

Verse 1:
I'm takin' a crap
It won't come out
Because it's too big baby

Why can't you see
what it's doin' to me
but at least it don't look like gravy

I can't go on anymore
sitin' on this pot
It's as big as a two-by-four
or a pine knot

Verse 2:
I'm walkin down the road
lookin' for a commode
It's tearing me up really bad

Shouldn't have eaten that corn
Someone give me a shoe horn
This has to be the worst impaction anyone has ever had.

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