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Song Parodies -> "Impacted Behinds"
Original Song Title:
"Suspicious Minds"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Impacted Behinds"
Parody Written by:
Q-Boy and Cletus
The Lyrics
Verse 1:
I'm takin' a crap
It won't come out
Because it's too big baby
Why can't you see
what it's doin' to me
but at least it don't look like gravy
Chorus:
I can't go on anymore
sitin' on this pot
It's as big as a two-by-four
or a pine knot
Verse 2:
I'm walkin down the road
lookin' for a commode
It's tearing me up really bad
Shouldn't have eaten that corn
Someone give me a shoe horn
This has to be the worst impaction anyone has ever had.
I'm takin' a crap
It won't come out
Because it's too big baby
Why can't you see
what it's doin' to me
but at least it don't look like gravy
Chorus:
I can't go on anymore
sitin' on this pot
It's as big as a two-by-four
or a pine knot
Verse 2:
I'm walkin down the road
lookin' for a commode
It's tearing me up really bad
Shouldn't have eaten that corn
Someone give me a shoe horn
This has to be the worst impaction anyone has ever had.
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