Song Parodies -> My Business, My Racket

Original Song Title:

"A Tisket, A Tasket"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

  
Parody Song Title:

"My Business, My Racket"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

my business...my racket
i grin and sell ya caskets
you need a casket for your mommy ?
step this way, i'll box her

i'll box her...i'll box her
yes, step this way...i'll box her
a little make up...pack her up
and take her to the graveyard

she was truckin' on down the avenue
ain't no doubt, this dame is through
she was dead as dead and graveyard-bound
now, she's guided in the ground

my business...my racket
please buy this fellow's caskets
and no, you cannot bring it back
we use it just one time

are you dead ? ...no no no no
in the ground ? ...no no no no
are you through ? ...no no no no
then you sure don't need a casket




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Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
You might have given me an idea for a macabre parody, alvin .... good job here, 5s for your Ella-spoof!
alvin rhodes - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny
AFW - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This helps put more Fun in FUNeral...
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You've gone Ella-mental. 555

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