First I say Kaddafi's got to go.
Then I tell the world "Regime change? No!".
I'm indecisive now, so what am I gonna to do?
Egypt and Bahrain I left alone.
Now I will enforce a "no-fly zone".
I'm indecisive now, somebody give me a clue.

'Though I won the prize for peace
And I told that fellow "Cease!",
Now the missles I release and they're flaming.
For as any fool can see
This was planned by Hillary,
So you mustn't point at me for the blaming!

We're just shooting planes, so have no dread.
Don't touch a hair on - Kaddafi's head.
I'm indecisive now. Positions? I've more than two.


(Instrumental break to bridge)


I'm unsure about this stance
That we're taking behind France
'Cause we cannot take the chance they're above us.
Now the coalition's failed
And the Arab League has bailed
So we surely will get nailed! They won't love us.

I was quite content with warning talks.
Now our ships are slinging Tomahawks.
I'm indecisive now. Another big test I blew.

(Tag) You thought Bush was evil and I was a saint,
But now it is apparent that Reagan I ain't!
I am The One - it's true!
Don't call me Carter Part Two!