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Song Parodies -> "Liver Come Back To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Lover Come Back To Me"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

Parody Song Title:

"Liver Come Back To Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

At certain foods,
I shiver..
Some I just hate to cook,
Penelope says, liver..
Toss her a dirty look,,
But the rest veto the glance, I give her
Choice of the majority, I took..


All red and wet,
Disgusting sight
Bloody, I'll get
Cooking, tonight..
I try to fry, but it keeps weaving,
Liver come back to me..

Slips out the door,
And down the hall
I grab some more,
Again, will fall..
Frustration has me sadly, grieving
Liver you're so slime--ee..

I'm fixing, at the firehouse,
Nice dinner for the gang,
Most times..easy..
Seven pounds, from Bob, The Butcher,
Dripping, what he brang..
Since then, my stomach's queasy !

I get the glob,
Back in my hands
Finish the job,
It fills two pans..
But after dinner's over,
That's when I start heaving..
Liver comes back to me !

It sparks a domino effect,
With fire buddies, too
Soon, they're burping..
Off, they run, with hand to mouth,
And faces turning blue,,
Outside, they're gang-urping

When they're all done
With nasty act
We vow, each one
To sign a pact..
From now on, at the butcher shop,
Liver we're leaving..
Liver comes back to us..

Liver comes back to us..

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Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
(singing) Liver Man, Oh Where Can You Be? Nice work! ;D
Andria - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one, AFW... I like liverwurst and pate de foie gras, but can't stand liver any other way. Love your humor and OSes as much as always, and 5s.
How's your health been lately? I'm curious, and I think LCC and CMM would appreciate hearing about it too.
ElCeeCee - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
this is a perfect description of the ' L' word . . . Sir Liver de Farce . . .
John Barry - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
I lived it.
AFW - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR, Andria, Still kickin'..just not as high as I used to..thanks, LCC & John
Christie Marie M - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
For some reason, my dogs love to eat liver. I had liver and onions and didn't like it much. This is too funny! The gang-urping line is so hilarious! Well, you got more to 'live' for! 5's. I'm also curious about how your health has been lately!
John Jenkins - August 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny title, funny story.
AFW - August 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie...Health is okay, currently...and thanks, JJ

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