Song Parodies -> Be-switched, Leathered, By D. Mildred
| Original Song Title: | "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "Be-switched, Leathered, By D. Mildred" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Times of Millicent and Mandy
Dawn and Daisy, sex was straight
Now I've grown a little randy
With a chosen mate
Hunted for some new elation
A romantic missing link
Found a feminine sensation,
Who taught me how to kink..
I'm shaved again,
Enslaved again,
Perverted, pimped and depraved again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
I'm cuffed again,
Cream puffed again,
All four on the floor, getting roughed again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
Tossed my pride, lost all of it
In her pad, by the sea
Vest on chest, leather glovin' it
Submissive, I must be..
I'm bossed again
And tossed again
Spanked on the bottom, hot sauced again
Be-switched, leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
This is cool, feel like a poet
Sustain pain, take my dues
Dominance, she can show it
I love every bruise..
Cringe a bit
And fringe a bit,
Abuse alcohol, often binge a bit
Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I
Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I
Dawn and Daisy, sex was straight
Now I've grown a little randy
With a chosen mate
Hunted for some new elation
A romantic missing link
Found a feminine sensation,
Who taught me how to kink..
I'm shaved again,
Enslaved again,
Perverted, pimped and depraved again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
I'm cuffed again,
Cream puffed again,
All four on the floor, getting roughed again
Be-switched, Leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
Tossed my pride, lost all of it
In her pad, by the sea
Vest on chest, leather glovin' it
Submissive, I must be..
I'm bossed again
And tossed again
Spanked on the bottom, hot sauced again
Be-switched, leathered, by D. Mildred - am I
This is cool, feel like a poet
Sustain pain, take my dues
Dominance, she can show it
I love every bruise..
Cringe a bit
And fringe a bit,
Abuse alcohol, often binge a bit
Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I
Be-switched, leathered by D. Mildred - am I
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A "dom" fine job! How about one to "Beat Me Daddy Eight To The Bar?" lol ;D
Thanks, OMR...good idea, there...
A spanking good story
All 4 on the floor . . . eh, Sir L'Air ? . . . ready for that TOBASCO ride, Sir ? ?
Did you spend long in the "submission box" for this parody, or "whip" it out quickly? Follow-up, to the Lovin' Spoonful: "Do You Believe In Masoch?" Fifteen lashes.
Ah... the pun'isher strikes again... let's crack a bottle o' Dom!
"Submitting" and giving you fives!
Goes very well with one of mine:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra146.shtml
"Dom" be half-safe! ;) But be awarded 3 5s.
Thanks, Andy, Madame Leather, Tommy Hurt'll, TJC, Mark, and Fiddlegirl... for all funny & punny commentary
Any Cowboy worth his salt, will admit that his ~Venus on the half-Shell ~ is woman wearing chaps . . . . . ~Baxter Black, DVM
LadyChaps...yes, indeed a cowgirl wearing chaps is a very sexy image...
Sir, check out BaxterBlack.com a retired vet, residing in AZ where he writes his Western poetry. He's well known in "cowboy circles'. . . . sort of a Will Rogers type. He don'' t do cell phones, but his writing is funny, perhaps he is a Knight oParody ?
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