Fuzzy Navel'd with 'em,
And with 'em, and with 'em
Two babes in a bar on Main..
I showed persistence,
Stayed in kissin' distance
My goal, to get laid was plain..

We drank till morning,
They had me so horny
I went and spent all my pay..
The booze, it snuck up on me,
Tried not to chuck up on me,
We danced, and made the jukebox play..

Fuzzy Naveled with 'em,
We made that liquor flow
Fuzzy Naveled with 'em,
I dissed my liver..

Watched their hips a' shakin',
My eyes moved to and fro..
Got as hot as bacon
Feel my knees quiver..

I'm hopin they will say I'm the one -
Boobs are floppin',
My jaw's a' droppin'
Cannot recall when I've had more fun..

I had an.
Overloaded bladder,
Bought drinks for every song..
Brought 'em on a platter,
I toast each ho gal..

Had to take the day off,
Tho' I know it was wrong..
Figured we might stray off,
And find a motel

But now it's closin' time,
In their own car they climb..
Fuzzy Naveled with 'em..
And all I got left is a dime!

Fuzzy Naveled with 'em..
And no bus fare home, It's a crime!