Song Parodies -> Mountin Hillary
| Original Song Title: | "Mountain Greenery" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mountin Hillary" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
They're big news each day,
Lots of things to say
Snow or rain, or hurricane,
They campaign away..
Not the average pair
We'd imagine bare
Yet there's Chelsea giving proof
Giving proof, Living proof..to see.
When Bill's mountin' Hillary
Is it sparked artillery,
Or two awkward people together?
Hard to grasp scenario
In fact, it edges scary-oh,
Voyeur my grandparents, I'd rather..
With his past fast track affairs
Might not be much heat in theirs
Maybe celibacy is their tether
And still, they could
Perform real good
And really cook...when no one's look-in'
"Hill" don't wax too passionate
Perhaps whips and lashin it..
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home!
When the rope has riz'
Is Bill gettin' his,
Or does it depend
On just...what gettin' his is?
Lately, no roams,
Like Paula Jones,
No scandal sins,
Seem now, rekindled..
Does high intellectual
In or decrease sexual,
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home?
Does all that Rhodes Scholarin'
Make for horny hollerin'..
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home?
Lots of things to say
Snow or rain, or hurricane,
They campaign away..
Not the average pair
We'd imagine bare
Yet there's Chelsea giving proof
Giving proof, Living proof..to see.
When Bill's mountin' Hillary
Is it sparked artillery,
Or two awkward people together?
Hard to grasp scenario
In fact, it edges scary-oh,
Voyeur my grandparents, I'd rather..
With his past fast track affairs
Might not be much heat in theirs
Maybe celibacy is their tether
And still, they could
Perform real good
And really cook...when no one's look-in'
"Hill" don't wax too passionate
Perhaps whips and lashin it..
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home!
When the rope has riz'
Is Bill gettin' his,
Or does it depend
On just...what gettin' his is?
Lately, no roams,
Like Paula Jones,
No scandal sins,
Seem now, rekindled..
Does high intellectual
In or decrease sexual,
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home?
Does all that Rhodes Scholarin'
Make for horny hollerin'..
When Bill's mountin' Hillary home?
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Fun stuff, AFW. I particularly liked the "scenario/scary-oh" and "Scholarin'/hollerin'" couplets as well as the "gettin' his is" dig.
this would make a fun video...i enjoyed the scholarin' / hollerin' line too
Sir, L'Air duFarce . . . there is a definite " undercurrent " of nastiness here ! Your style is just so voyeuristic . . . . it's like a seething, leering wolf, hidden in his lair . . . .
I liked the "is" ref best. But the mental imagery this produced I could have done without. I get this idea that in a darkened room at the right time between those two there would be a glint like the light coming on when the fridge door is opened.
HILLARY-IOUS! One of your best.
HILLARY-IOUS! One of your best.
Thanks, RA. alvin, LRR, and Guy..
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