Song Parodies -> Paper Moon
| Original Song Title: | "Paper Moon" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "Paper Moon" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Somehow I feel
She's almost real
Blonde hair, and eyes so blue
Don't have her embrace
But, in my heart, she has a special place..
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
My daydream, I begin it
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
Her smile shows thru a glass that has gin in it
Oh, it's only a Paper Moon
In this new Playboy centerfold
But she wouldn't be make-believe
If she was mine to hold
Sure, she's only a nudie pic
For us dirty old men to see
But she's more than just make-believe
She's here and real to me
She gives me love
In a kinky kind of trade
She gives me love
For a ten dollar bill
At the store where I paid..
In this bedroom's my lonely world
I'm a guy, that no real girls see
But, she wouldn't be make believe
If I was old Hughie..
No, she wouldn't be make believe
If I was old Hughie..
She's almost real
Blonde hair, and eyes so blue
Don't have her embrace
But, in my heart, she has a special place..
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
My daydream, I begin it
Mmm, mm, mm, mm
Her smile shows thru a glass that has gin in it
Oh, it's only a Paper Moon
In this new Playboy centerfold
But she wouldn't be make-believe
If she was mine to hold
Sure, she's only a nudie pic
For us dirty old men to see
But she's more than just make-believe
She's here and real to me
She gives me love
In a kinky kind of trade
She gives me love
For a ten dollar bill
At the store where I paid..
In this bedroom's my lonely world
I'm a guy, that no real girls see
But, she wouldn't be make believe
If I was old Hughie..
No, she wouldn't be make believe
If I was old Hughie..
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Playboy up to $10/issue now? Gosharootie, what you pay per moon has gone up since the $5.55 price when I last bought one ... :-)
lol.....great concept....charming parody
Very clever, AFW. As for paper, I'll stick to the online edition of the current SI swimsuit issue and save trees. :-). Virtual moon.
Moon this - 555.
Thanks, Guys, and Gal
Nice idea...brought back memories of working at paper drives when I was a kid. We'd wait and hope all day for that one "special bundle" to be dropped off (it always had a Life on top)
Invisible Boy: Maybe Life was on top, but the real life was inside, like the centerfold... :)
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