Song Parodies -> I Dine On Ants
| Original Song Title: | "A Fine Romance" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Dine On Ants" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
...as sung by an anteater...
dine on ants
my tongue swishes
although they dance
there's few misses
the sucking's like the energy of tornados
soon, they're dead...that colony's surely laid low
i dine on ants
my tongue whistles
its like a lance
a pink missle
they ain't got long to live when i take my stance
they haven't got a chance
not when i dine on ants
i dine on ants
those small fellows
inside they prance
they taste, mellow
my belly tickles when they're still in motion
they'll often kick their legs if they get the notion
i dine on ants
those bugs, feral
they crawl askance
when in peril
my appetite won't cease when i'm in that trance
i will be filled, perchance
thrilled, when i dine on ants
my tongue swishes
although they dance
there's few misses
the sucking's like the energy of tornados
soon, they're dead...that colony's surely laid low
i dine on ants
my tongue whistles
its like a lance
a pink missle
they ain't got long to live when i take my stance
they haven't got a chance
not when i dine on ants
i dine on ants
those small fellows
inside they prance
they taste, mellow
my belly tickles when they're still in motion
they'll often kick their legs if they get the notion
i dine on ants
those bugs, feral
they crawl askance
when in peril
my appetite won't cease when i'm in that trance
i will be filled, perchance
thrilled, when i dine on ants
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A very healthy parody - with all those ant-i-bodies.
The title alone sounded funny.
I like ants, they are one of the most organized and industrious of insects...but, I must admit to liking rich uncles better...good job, here
With bated breath I waited in ANTicipation during the lag time between clicking on the link and for the OSI model to rip the text into binary, transmit it across the internet and reassemble the bits back onto my workstation (much like the transporter on Star Trek) and into what I see on my screen. Now after dining so finely I think I'll have some ANTipasto.
Eating ants doesn't seem too bad especially the chocolate covered variety but I draw the line on dining on Aunts. Yell Uncle 5 times and I'll quit with the bad puns.
Great parody Alvin, Although I think I'll stick to my current diet, though I hear ants are terrific sources for protein
Hey-e ovah 'eah. wudda yous knows 'bout eatin' antipasto? My Aunt uzed ta make id fo' my Uncle. Ale eads my Aunts antipasto bud no frikin' wayz um eadin' anyting offa my Aunt. YOUS GUYZ IZ A BUNGA SICKO BASTICHES. YOUS ONCE DA FIVE VOTZ HUH? ALE GIVES YA FIVES UPSIDE YOUS TESTA.
Ah, yes, alvin. Always suspected you were an anteater. Here's a colony of 5s for you. 555
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