Song Parodies -> Election Night 2003
| Original Song Title: | "Darktown Strutters Ball" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "Election Night 2003" |
| Parody Written by: | exhoicat |
I know the subject matter is a little dated, but the steroid-enhanced freak is still in office!
I’ll be home to get you in der Hummer, Bay-bee.
Put on an “I’m a Kennedy” dress.
Ve’re gonna con der press;
Ve need to be seen vhile the wotes are counted.
And vunce I vin dis faux election,
Girlie men are gonna have to crawl.
My capped Chiclet teeth vill shine
When Cow-lee-for-nee-ah is mine.
I’ll stun der vorld vit
Der Governator’s gall!
(Repeat both sections as long as you can tolerate it)
Put on an “I’m a Kennedy” dress.
Ve’re gonna con der press;
Ve need to be seen vhile the wotes are counted.
And vunce I vin dis faux election,
Girlie men are gonna have to crawl.
My capped Chiclet teeth vill shine
When Cow-lee-for-nee-ah is mine.
I’ll stun der vorld vit
Der Governator’s gall!
(Repeat both sections as long as you can tolerate it)
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In Sac town, gov'nor lolls. LOLL.
Ja, he DO!
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