Song Parodies -> Booze In The Night

Original Song Title:

"Blues In The Night"

Original Performer:

Ella Fitzgerald

  
Parody Song Title:

"Booze In The Night"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

My mama done tol' me, don't ever do hard drugs
My mama done tol' me, "Son,
Stay out of those bad gangs
Don't drive in the fast lanes,
Be careful how you have fun..
Don't ever get sh*t-faced..
Wear modest bling blings,
Watch out for bee stings,
And Booze In The Night

When the rain's a fallin' watch for thunder ballin'
"Whooee!"
(My mama done tol' me) A-whooee--ah--whooee
That ziggety zag's one dangerous bag,
Like Booze In The Night

Don't catch a sneeze from chilly breezes flyin'
And never wind up tight
Never touch that Booze In The Night..
Hear my word, it's just a nerd..
Who makes John Barleycorn his song
You know it's wrong and not right..

Don't guzzle no cheap wine,
Or lemon martinis
Don't hang where the whiskey flows..
If you chug with those clowns
They'll buy you more rounds
To the depths of hell you will go.
Soon bottles you'll swing and start staggering
From Booze In The Night

My mama was right, 'bout Booze In The Night

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TJC - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Another fabulously funny fitz from Farce! (but I'm guessin` your mamma forgot to warn you about the really dangerous habits... like parody addiction, eh?)
Ann Hammond - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I read
AFW - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC.....you're right parodisia is incurable...and thanks, Ann
alvin - May 20, 2007 - Report this comment
does that mean i can drink all DAY and be OK ?...5s
AFW - June 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny comment, alvin...missed it, originally...and thanks for voting

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