Song Parodies -> Stay In! Stay Out!
| Original Song Title: | "Day In, Day Out" |
| Original Performer: | Ella Fitzgerald |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stay In! Stay Out!" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Stay In ! Stay Out !
That's what our mother always used to shout..
You're tracking up my nice clean floor,
Whenever you walk in here,
You know you can't walk in here,
Stay In ! Stay Out !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
You're gonna' wear the screen door off the hinge
You're flippin' air like a windstorm shingle,
Make up your mind, which you will do,
Before I let this hard broom stick make it up for you..
You're up ! You're down !
As jumpy as a diarrhea'd clown !
Just five minutes, sit
Roll your eyes, twiddle thumbs,
Or very sore, your butt becomes
Don't cry, or you'll get
Something to cry about..
Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
That's what our mother always used to shout..
You're tracking up my nice clean floor,
Whenever you walk in here,
You know you can't walk in here,
Stay In ! Stay Out !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
You're gonna' wear the screen door off the hinge
You're flippin' air like a windstorm shingle,
Make up your mind, which you will do,
Before I let this hard broom stick make it up for you..
You're up ! You're down !
As jumpy as a diarrhea'd clown !
Just five minutes, sit
Roll your eyes, twiddle thumbs,
Or very sore, your butt becomes
Don't cry, or you'll get
Something to cry about..
Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
Just plant your ass !
Stay In ! Stay Out !
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I likes it, the jazz, and I likes it, the parody.
Much like a 'diarrhea'd clown', I find myself having to pop up and go fetch your fives!
too funny...yeah, i used to hear that a lot too
Thanks, all
Aaahhhh, this brings back memories. Of course, today's kids don't go outside, so would wonder what the hell you were on about. ;-) 555
Thanks, Kris....good observation, so true...they've got insidis videogamitis
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