Heaven, I'm in Heaven
Pussycat Dolls think I'm handsome,
Not a geek
They all cutely laugh at every joke I speak
In our altogether, dancin' Cheek To Cheek

Seven, I count seven
Sure, I know there's only six, but one more's chic
Sexy bodies like a Lexus, hard and sleek
And we're naked as we're dancin' Cheek To Cheek

In Las Vegas, by a fountain
Each tenacious tush I tweak
All the audience is laughin'
But I'm prouder than a Sheik..

I know all the men are jealous
Ladies awed by my physique
I'm just baskin' in the glory
Bumpin' booty, Cheek To Cheek..

They twirl and dance with me
Gene Kelly, I am..
Each elegant mam
Is sending me through..
To...

Heaven, I'm in Heaven
"Let's line up, and give him sex"
I hear one speak..
They're all up against the wall, hotly oblique..
Then, I wake up from the dream
And take a leak..

Wake up from this lovely dream and,
Like a loon, "No! No!" I'm screamin'
Had to wake up from this dream and
Take a leak...

No more Cheek To Cheek...
Back to just a geek..