You hate this Small Room
Off hall room, no ball room
Where some old nurse led you today
After three hours out front

Too tight for two room
This "Can't tie your shoe" room
You'll have your claustrophobic stay
As you ponder, and twiddle and grunt

Just a stop off, where you hop off
Till prescription pills come
And, later the bills come
So long, salary...

You peek at Newsweek
And pray for that door squeak
When you can tell doc what you want
You, his patient, waits impatiently