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Song Parodies -> "Please Help Me, Ah'm Crawlin'"

Original Song Title:

"Please Help Me I'm Falling"

Original Performer:

Dolly Parton

Parody Song Title:

"Please Help Me, Ah'm Crawlin'"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

Please help me ah'm crawlin'
And I cain't get up..
Tripped right off a' the front porch
Ah'm weak as a pup..
Saw those ads on TeeVee
Them bracelets they sell
But ah' didn't buy one,
And dang it, ah' fell

Please help me ah'm crawlin'
As fast as ah' kin
Tryn' to make it to that spot
Where mah' phone's plugged in..
No one's here 'cept ma' hound dog
He's lickin' ma' shoe..
Need that alert bracelet,
Next time I'll buy two

Need that medic bracelet,
Next time I'll buy two..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
i've fallen for this parody and i'll get up and give ya fives
TR - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad, although I can do without the Li'l Abner grammar. BTW, many artists including Dolly Parton and Emmylou Harris have released this great song, but I believe Hank Locklin had the original.
Pete - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Many thanks Alvin and TR ----True, Hank was the first, but on entry admission form it says, both "Original performer name" and "Who did the version you're parodying" I chose Dolly, because of name recognition
littleCupCakes - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey there, . . . SeniorCowboy, be careful, watch your boot step!
Pete - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Aw shucks, ah'm much obliged, mam---Yup

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