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Song Parodies -> "Someday My Blintz Will Come"

Original Song Title:

"Someday My Prince Will Come"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Someday My Blintz Will Come"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Someday my blintz will come
Someday I'll get to nosh
For they're slow in this Jewish deli
Hope that blintz with the cheese comes to me
I waited long outside
After a lengthy ride
All my friends said, "Doll, this place has it all"
I think that the waiter has died

Someday I'll eat again
But I wish I knew when
And I know at the moment it comes
I'm off to the head with the runs
I hope I stay alive
Now it's an hour, five
Next time this I face, I am choosing the place
Someday when the food arrives

Fine'ly, that blintz has come
Now I can end the pain
But oh no, they have brought the wrong dish
I know I didn't order the fish
I'm sending back this stuff
I'm leaving in a huff
Oy, the portion's small, and they dropped every ball
My people endured enough

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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John Barry - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the ending Rick. Nice job.
MasonR - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, and not too schmaltzy (and I also love the ending). 555!
2Eagle - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Very kosher.
Steven Cavanagh - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Flows well, but I'm still no wiser. What's a Blintz?
QC79 - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
A blintz is a main-dish confection with a sweetened filling (cheese, potato, or apple, etc.) wraped in a thin dough and fried. Also known as Jewish soul food. Goes well with a dollop of sour cream or applesauce. Mmmm, I'm getting hungry!
Johnny D - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
And he sang, as he sat, and the waiters plied the deli-throng...Stuart?
Stuart McArthur - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, Johnny, I'll pick it up...

".....You'll dump some salt over Hilda and me"

high five, Johnny!
Johnny D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
High five, mate! (grrrr, still jealous of your oncoming summer weather... ;-) )

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