Someday my blintz will come
Someday I'll get to nosh
For they're slow in this Jewish deli
Hope that blintz with the cheese comes to me
I waited long outside
After a lengthy ride
All my friends said, "Doll, this place has it all"
I think that the waiter has died

Someday I'll eat again
But I wish I knew when
And I know at the moment it comes
I'm off to the head with the runs
I hope I stay alive
Now it's an hour, five
Next time this I face, I am choosing the place
Someday when the food arrives

Fine'ly, that blintz has come
Now I can end the pain
But oh no, they have brought the wrong dish
I know I didn't order the fish
I'm sending back this stuff
I'm leaving in a huff
Oy, the portion's small, and they dropped every ball
My people endured enough