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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Scared If The Sun Won't Shine"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not Scared If The Sun Won't Shine"

Parody Written by:

Barry J. Mitchel

The Lyrics

Nearly everyone wants reliable 24/7 electricity, so for every mandated new "renewable" source, electric utilities must have reserve capacity in nuclear or fossil fuels to fill gaps in availability. Using make my case, I had to invent a new acronym to rhyme with baby.
I'm not scared if the sun won't shine;
I get my power from an even [1] line
When I've got my CHABIE. [2]

It still runs with no sun around,
And keeps on going when the wind slows down,
When I heat by CHABIE.

That's when "free" solar cells can miss;
Fanned windmill's listing o'er.
Don't ask me how many times remiss;
Ev'ry time they miss, fools [3] weep more.

Pole strike's so rare, lightning or felled pine.
I'll bet my generator comes online
While I'm without CHABIE. [4]

[1] i.e., constant voltage and frequency to my house
[2] Carbon & Hydrogen Atoms Burned Into Electricity
[3] i.e., people "off the grid" or living in California
[4] Actually, it too is powered by a hydrocarbon fuel.

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