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Song Parodies -> "Cacciatore"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Cacciatore"

Parody Written by:

Windy Cindy

The Lyrics

The lines of this parody contain the ingredients to make 'Chicken Cacciatore' (I pronounce it: catch-a-tor-ay), an Italian dish. Buon appetito!
In Italy, where food is king
When fork meets dish, here's what they eat:

With the breast and the thighs, 'nuff to feed all the guys
Cacciatore!
Garlic cloves, chop them fine then you add dry white wine
Cacciatore!
Bells that zing, cuz they're peppering, and capers all drained
And you'll sing "Need some basil"
Salt to taste, teaspoon leaves of bay, teaspoon poupon grey
And you'll say, "This will dazzle!"

Chicken broth that's reduced so the salt is vamoosed
Cacciatore!
Then oregano leaves just a teaspoon to please
They will love
Black pepper ground, make you sneeze
but you know it's a breeze- Cacciatore
Mama me! Now I see, chop some onions fine-ly
Cacciatore!

Diced tomatoes with juice let's the flavor cut loose
Cacciatore!
And to add a nice treat, olive oil is sweet
Gotta love
Then some flour for dredging
I don't know what that means - Cacciatore!
Italy, it's a feast, so much better than Greece
Cacciatore!

It's a chicken surprise that will light up your eyes
Cacciatore!
Just stop in, you can dine but I will not share mine
Cacciatore!
Don't you bring a la king or bring chicken wings or things
Ma will zing silly fellas
Smart to say: "Yummy-yummy, yay!", but don't ever say
"Just OK", would not tell-a

When sauce jars make you drool like a pasta-fed fool
Cacciatore!
You can slam down the meat it's a big tasty treat
You're in love
With a sauce smooth like a cream
think that you're in a dream - Cacciatore
Scuse-a me, can't you see, time for us now to eat
Cacciatore (some more, eh?)
Cacciatore!

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Old Man Ribber - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
That'sa nice, Cindy. ;D
Mark Scotti - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Ima hungry now, and ima gonna give ya somma fives...
Christie Marie M - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Great Italian theme to capture the essence of Italian cuisine! Makes my mouth water big time! I echo those guy's accents: Lemme give ya somma fives, Signorina Cindy! Ciao! :)
Timmy1k - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm hungry after that one.
John Barry - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Molto buono!
Phil Nelson - February 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Delicious parody!
Windy Cindy - February 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Thank you for all of the tasty comments everyone!!! :)
Nite Owl - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Scrumptious! My doctor says I need more variety in my diet - you should do more of these!

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