It is five o'clock in the morning
And I'm hearing the first warning
Before the first light has broke
"Diet Coke! Diet Coke! Diet Coke!"

I can hear my wife gently raving
Time to feed her morning craving
Before I can light a smoke
"Diet Coke! Diet Coke! Diet Coke!"

So before we can wash and dress
Long before our fine breakfast is cooked
Her addiction we must address
Brother! Oh Mother! She's hooked!

Countless people share this same habit
Fill the mug with ice and grab it
'Though the taste always makes me choke
"Diet Coke! Diet Coke! Diet Coke!"


(Instrumental break to bridge)


Oh we buy the cans by the case
And the two liter jugs by the bunch
But with her manic drinking pace
Most will be used up by lunch

I can tell you by our involvement
We help keep the Coke guys solvent
And we'll drink it until we croak
"Diet Coke! Diet Coke! Diet Coke!