Went out for a country stroll
Laid down for a lusty roll
After our pleasant mix - checking each other for ticks
Made love in the deep wild woods
We came across with the goods
Now we're both in a fix - checking each other for ticks

I'm hunting - oh, brother!
I've just discovered another!
A whole new brood and their mother!
We've just collected a milk-carton-full

We've found dozens in our scalps
I wish we lived in the Alps!
Nasty tricks - fellows and chicks - looking for ticks


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Used a field for our rugs - now we're infested with bugs
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Before I can rejoin - I found one down in my groin

I tell you I'm dreadin'
The Lyme Disease will be spreadin'
Next time we want to go beddin'
We'll stay inside on my new hard-wood-floor

Next time I will use my head
We'll do it in bed instead
No picking with tiny tweezers and flicking our BICs
Feeling pricks - Crap! There are six!
What a fix after mix flicking BICs as we're checking for ticks!