Bored as a bill signer,
Was the Gov of Carolina,
In the mornin'
Longed for somethin' sweeter
So he thought he'd be a cheater,
In the mornin'

Heard exotic stories..
..South America..
Activated glories,
Disappeared, and duh..

Found a little girlie
With a hip flip kind'a swirly
..Argentina..
Dusted off her cookie
And notched up some nifty nookie
With his "Weenah"

Fin'lly came home to his wife,
From exotic play..
Press conferenced,
And had this to say..

Just felt kind'a whorey..
Hey! I'm back to say I'm sorry,
In the mornin'

Pity poor Mark Stanford
Had his reputation slandered
In the mornin'
Dumped his moral measure
For that little puff of pleasure
He was born in...

Now, rubs that old Aladdin's lamp
Of apolo-gee..
Lets his wife, Dear Jennie, stand
By her "Man of Flee"

Just felt kind'a whorey,
But he's back to say he's sorry,,
In the mornin..

With some mournin'

In the mornin'..